AcousticSheets: May 2019

Kyle Quit The Band - Tenacious D

KYLE QUIT THE BAND – TENACIOUS D

Intro: (x3)

B⁷ A⁵ E⁷ A⁵ B⁷

Last week, Kyle quit the band Now we're back together, uh

Misunderstanding, didn't understand It doesn't matter, now we're back together again Uh la la la la la

F#⁹ E⁷ BEB⁷

Couldn't split up Kato and Nash, That's true

Couldn't split up Tango and Cash, That's also true

E⁷ B⁷ F#⁹ E⁷ BEB⁷

This is our song of exultant joy because, We only came to kick some ass

F#⁹ E⁷ BEB⁷

Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass

What we gonna do with all the cash?

ADA⁵

Smoke hash,

GCGCADDB

and then we thrash, We'll throw a big ol' bash, y'all

GCGCADDB GCGCADDB

And everyone is invited to the bash

GCGCADDB

And everyone, you're all invited to the bash

C'mon Kyle, watch out, c'mon

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Nothing Ever Happens - Del Amitiri

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS – DEL AMITRI

Capo: 5

Intro: C Am

Verse: C Am (x2)
F C G F

C G F
C F C

Chorus: C F C F

Am F G F
C F C

Interlude: D Am D Am
C D C

INTRO – VERSE – VERSE – CHORUS - VERSE – CHORUS – BRIDGE – VERSE – CHORUS – CHORUS

Verse:

Post office clerks put up signs saying "position closed",
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
And janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink
While the married ones turn on a chat show
And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Verse:

Gentlemen, time please, you know we can't serve anymore
Now the traffic lights change to stop, when there's nothing to go
And by five o'clock everything's dead
And every third car is a cab
And ignorant people sleep in their beds
Like the doped white mice in the college lab

Chorus:

And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Verse:

Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there
The Martians could land in the car park and no one would care
Close-circuit cameras in department stores shoot the same movie every day
And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
Just survive constant action replay

Chorus:

And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Bridge

Verse:

And bill holdings advertise products that nobody needs
While angry from Manchester writes to complain about
All the repeats on T.V.
And computer terminals report some gains
On the values of copper and tin
While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs
For the price of a hospital wing

Chorus:

And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before

And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
They'll burn down the synagogues at six o'clock
And we'll all go along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Tribute - Tenacious D

TRIBUTE – TENACIOUS D

Intro:

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Verse: (Intro) Am
Chorus: Am G F

Middle: D F C G F
Solo: Am G D F

Intro: (x3)

This is the greatest and best song in the world. . . tribute.
Verse: (Intro) Am

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,...
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden,   there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...   of the road.
Verse: Am   (dampened)
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls (whisper:Souls)."
Verse:    (Intro) Am

Well me and Kyle,... we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay."

Chorus: Am G F

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,     Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World,   it was The Best Song in the World.
Middle: D             F             C             G            F

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see , One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow, and the grass doth grow o

Verse: (Intro) Am

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippet tail, And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) BE you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men Rock!!

Middle: D F C G F

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

Chorus2: Am Am G Am

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, No This is just a tribute.
Chorus: Am Am G Am

Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World,    No.    No!
This is a tribute, oh,     To The Greatest Song in the World,    All right!
It was The Greatest Song in the World,    All right!
And it was the best mother fuckin' song,   The Greatest Song in the world!   Allllllright!
Silence
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh    Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)   Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!

Chorus: Am Am   G Am
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound  anything like this song!
Solo:      Am         G            D             F

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it! And I wish you were there!    Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck!
Good God, God lovin' ,    So surprised to find you can't stop me,now.   I'm on fire--
O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherfucker compadre simultaniously:oooh/(Demonic)aaaaah!
Outro: E F
All right!          All right!